Posts tagged w:nicole

Don't Tell Ebert

  • Nicole: I never really understood video games.
  • Devon: They're like books, but you get to shoot people.

But Seriously—Fuck That Guy

  • NICOLE: This French douchebag called me ugly and then got mad that I didn't say thank you when he offered me a seat on the subway.
  • DEVON: Fuck him. Jesus, what the hell?
  • NICOLE: He thought I didn't understand French. He was mistaken.
  • DEVON: We built a Disneyland Paris. It's clear who won.

The Hazards of Caped Crusading

  • DEVON: The summer must really suck for Batman. I'm not just talking about having to wear all-black during a fictional New York City's heatwave. He also has fewer hours with which to patrol the night, since the days are longer.
  • NICOLE: Do you spend a lot of time thinking about these sorts of things?

Vulcanology

  • NICOLE: I'm studying volcanoes.
  • DEVON: I grew up in Hawaii, I know all about volcanoes.
  • NICOLE: Then can you teach me about volcanoes? Which ones are the dangerous ones?
  • DEVON: The ones that explode.
  • NICOLE: Goddamnit.