Chronicling the life and crimes of Devon Grandy and his merry rogues’ gallery since 2008.Tumblr (3.0; @devongrandy)http://snarkaeology.com/Charline: I'll defend Bon Jovi, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to him. Devon: Funny, that's...http://snarkaeology.com/post/14491214507http://snarkaeology.com/post/14491214507Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:14:28 -0500banter<object width="512" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/5eY6G3KSZhUG1LkkssPE_w"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/5eY6G3KSZhUG1LkkssPE_w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This might be my favorite 60 seconds of television ever.</p>http://snarkaeology.com/post/14241358900http://snarkaeology.com/post/14241358900Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:29:29 -0500community<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/12157795522/tumblr_ltx3j7zGtP1qzrmy7&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>I’ve been waking up to this every day for the past week. Yes, I know it through the (superb) <em><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo6Q14vBB1c">Assassin’s Creed: Revelations</a></em> trailer. Don’t judge me.</p>http://snarkaeology.com/post/12157795522http://snarkaeology.com/post/12157795522Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:00:06 -0400audio<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbl6fBQc41qzdl7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Perfect</em>.</p>http://snarkaeology.com/post/9666378173http://snarkaeology.com/post/9666378173Thu, 01 Sep 2011 10:26:37 -0400“America’s real crisis is not a debt crisis. It’s an unemployment crisis. Yet this agreement...http://snarkaeology.com/post/8468277015http://snarkaeology.com/post/8468277015Thu, 04 Aug 2011 07:08:21 -0400Devon: I just saw Derek Jeter hit a line drive for once this season. Tyler: Take a picture, nobody...http://snarkaeology.com/post/5310929540http://snarkaeology.com/post/5310929540Sun, 08 May 2011 14:30:39 -0400derek jetermlbyankeesquotes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkojhovRxf1qzrmy7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW: new specs. Please take note that, as these are prescription lenses, they do not necessarily qualify as hipster glasses. Right?</p>http://snarkaeology.com/post/5191989544http://snarkaeology.com/post/5191989544Wed, 04 May 2011 12:37:00 -0400GPOYW“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year-old’s life: THE LORD OF...http://snarkaeology.com/post/4834233220http://snarkaeology.com/post/4834233220Fri, 22 Apr 2011 08:42:00 -0400quotesNicole: I never really understood video games. Devon: They're like books, but you get to shoot...http://snarkaeology.com/post/4569772684http://snarkaeology.com/post/4569772684Tue, 12 Apr 2011 22:18:24 -0400w:Nicolebanter<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj7djfNFS81qeccpho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What’s there to say? Man’s got mad nerd swag.</p>http://snarkaeology.com/post/4562272037http://snarkaeology.com/post/4562272037Tue, 12 Apr 2011 18:04:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhit7ymodG1qd9jlto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://herochan.com/post/4134943043/batman" target="_blank">herochan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://herochan.com/tagged/Sketch%20Sunday" target="_blank">Sketch Sunday</a></strong>:</p> <p>This utility belt has <em>everything </em><span>- by <a href="http://doodleofboredom.com/" target="_blank">Robert Alicea</a></span></p> <p>(Created & submitted by <a href="http://doodleofboredom.com/" target="_blank">doodleofboredom</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>BATSNACKS.</p>http://snarkaeology.com/post/4482911585http://snarkaeology.com/post/4482911585Sat, 09 Apr 2011 22:21:25 -0400I do not, in fact, have a girlfriend at this time. Unless you’re asking as to whether or not I...http://snarkaeology.com/post/4482159924http://snarkaeology.com/post/4482159924Sat, 09 Apr 2011 21:51:00 -0400submissionqnaSCP Foundation: This will waste away both your free time and your composure. What keeps you awake at...http://snarkaeology.com/post/4380765977http://snarkaeology.com/post/4380765977Tue, 05 Apr 2011 22:17:20 -0400links<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj7fhqRV4X1qzrmy7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/229352/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-stephen-colbert-sings-friday-with-the-roots">Clever</a>.</p>http://snarkaeology.com/post/4378334962http://snarkaeology.com/post/4378334962Tue, 05 Apr 2011 20:17:49 -0400<iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_6UzKptKPg0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://getbangedon.com/post/4264626744" target="_blank">getbangedon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Take note NBA Dunk Contest entrants, this is how you do it.</p> <p><a href="http://sbnation.tumblr.com/post/4261493710" target="_blank">sbnation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Illinois College’s 5’10” Guard, Jacob Tucker, Wins the NCAA Slam Dunk Contest (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6UzKptKPg0&feature=share" target="_blank">ESPN</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>This guy is 5’10” and white. He’s genetically predisposed to being mediocre at basketball. And yet.</p>http://snarkaeology.com/post/4264913251http://snarkaeology.com/post/4264913251Fri, 01 Apr 2011 16:36:00 -0400videoncaabasketballslam dunk<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liz9h4p9DO1qz6pqio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is one of my father’s favorite quotes. Still on the fence.</p>http://snarkaeology.com/post/4258493671http://snarkaeology.com/post/4258493671Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:29:15 -0400quotesyoda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liyhjyf3Pw1qzrmy7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://snarkaeology.com/post/4251570898http://snarkaeology.com/post/4251570898Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:23:00 -0400donald gloverquoteschildish gambino<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_livlbtZ6xy1qz6pqio1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://snarkaeology.com/post/4234632116http://snarkaeology.com/post/4234632116Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:32:00 -0400quotes““It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring,...http://snarkaeology.com/post/4211023604http://snarkaeology.com/post/4211023604Wed, 30 Mar 2011 12:51:11 -0400quotesbaseballmlb<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/T3_KtEC1rkk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Better than <em>It</em>? I love monster clowns.</p>http://snarkaeology.com/post/4208368834http://snarkaeology.com/post/4208368834Wed, 30 Mar 2011 09:39:00 -0400videomonster clown