Dick Cheney is Always Relevant

DEVON: I have work at 6am. Occupational hazard of being a struggling artist type.
NICOLE S: I don't envy your hours but at least you don't have 100-hour weeks right? That's what future investment banker types have to look forward to.
DEVON: True. But don't you get a return on investment for your time with an early retirement?
NICOLE S: If you don't have a heart attack first from stress and lack of sleep, yes.
DEVON: Hey, Dick Cheney is still alive even though he literally doesn't have a heartbeat.
NICOLE S: Well, that's reassuring. I definitely forgot he was still kicking, so props to him.
DEVON: I don't think even death could keep Dick from kicking things.
NICOLE S: I see what you did there.

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