This is superb—and incredibly well-researched. My personal favorite: 35. UtahAlmost seventy percent of Utah’s population belongs to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. But they’re also the nation’s largest consumer of paid pornography. Yes, while the rest of the country is guiltily streaming Internet porn for free, these masturbating Mormons are righteously shelling out hard-earned cash for theirs. Because it’s just like Brigham Young said, “Honest hearts produce honest actions.” And frictions.

This is superb—and incredibly well-researched. My personal favorite:

35. Utah
Almost seventy percent of Utah’s population belongs to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. But they’re also the nation’s largest consumer of paid pornography. Yes, while the rest of the country is guiltily streaming Internet porn for free, these masturbating Mormons are righteously shelling out hard-earned cash for theirs. Because it’s just like Brigham Young said, “Honest hearts produce honest actions.” And frictions.

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