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carolineyi:

Inception-inspired Lego scene

Love.

I see your pedestrian rainbow, and raise you another.

Sure, Inception was great, but the memes it’s spawned are simply sublime.

I seem to spend an awful lot of time living on that little dot these days. [Indexed]

cockenblog:

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

The odds aren’t great on the subway this weekend.

“Dear New Yorkers, We’ve decided that this weekend, only horizontal train lines will be running. Good luck, fuckers.” - MTA

“Good Service” doesn’t seem to be the right combination of words to describe the MTA, does it?

inothernews:

wildinnocent:

inspiredbyyou:paintthetownawesome:via cache.daylife.com

Oh man! Andy’s expression is priceless! Arod is having a blast! And is that Swish pulling the *facepalm*?

There is so much right with this picture.

So much win. So much awesome. Oh right. It’s because they’re the New York Yankees.

Hahaha, I love all of them.

ferrrn:

dailysadface:

:(

FAIL FAIL FAIL.

cockenblog:

bbook:

Bill Murray: The Man Who Knew Too Much

A man walked alone through Union Square, empty at this hour. The man felt a pair of hands reach out from behind and cup his eyes, blinding him for a moment. Frightened, he turned around to find Bill Murray, who said to him, “No one will ever believe you,” before walking away into the night.

Bill Murray is an epic human being.

thedailywhat:

Meat-Based Marketing Campaign of the Day: To generate buzz for its latest line of food-storage products, VitaFresh, Bosch installed a number of off-kilter meat selections — dino legs, mammoth steaks, and sabre-tooth filets — at various supermarkets throughout Germany. The pitch: Bosch keeps food fresh for longer.

More info here.

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It’s like the Flintstones, but awesome.

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