March 2011
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“It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the...”
– Former MLB commissioner Bart Giamatti, “The Green Fields of the Mind”.
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Dick Cheney is Always Relevant
DEVON: I have work at 6am. Occupational hazard of being a struggling artist type.
NICOLE S: I don't envy your hours but at least you don't have 100-hour weeks right? That's what future investment banker types have to look forward to.
DEVON: True. But don't you get a return on investment for your time with an early retirement?
NICOLE S: If you don't have a heart attack first from stress and lack of sleep, yes.
DEVON: Hey, Dick Cheney is still alive even though he literally doesn't have a heartbeat.
NICOLE S: Well, that's reassuring. I definitely forgot he was still kicking, so props to him.
DEVON: I don't think even death could keep Dick from kicking things.
NICOLE S: I see what you did there.
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But Seriously—Fuck That Guy
NICOLE: This French douchebag called me ugly and then got mad that I didn't say thank you when he offered me a seat on the subway.
DEVON: Fuck him. Jesus, what the hell?
NICOLE: He thought I didn't understand French. He was mistaken.
DEVON: We built a Disneyland Paris. It's clear who won.
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The Hazards of Caped Crusading
DEVON: The summer must really suck for Batman. I'm not just talking about having to wear all-black during a fictional New York City's heatwave. He also has fewer hours with which to patrol the night, since the days are longer.
NICOLE: Do you spend a lot of time thinking about these sorts of things?
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nettra asked: Great to find you on here! I'm a huge fan of your Orgo performances. Was at the last one.
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Vulcanology
NICOLE: I'm studying volcanoes.
DEVON: I grew up in Hawaii, I know all about volcanoes.
NICOLE: Then can you teach me about volcanoes? Which ones are the dangerous ones?
DEVON: The ones that explode.
NICOLE: Goddamnit.