June 2009
30 posts
Zombie Attack
markyb:
benisadork:
thecakeisalie:
littleorphanammo:
hannahisdead:
fucknozombies:
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you. Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional
1. A katana. (with a frisbee as a...
WatchYou know what would have made Jurassic Park awesome? If every time a dinosaur broke through a window or a door or a ceiling panel he yelled, “HEEEEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!”
Watchjoshmohrer:
An Awesome New Hardly Working
YES! And 1:01 is absolutely amazing.
WatchFun insight: Jake is acting in this sketch, but Dan is actually just being himself.
“One of the recurring themes among the winners was to use their speeches to...”
– Not safe for work: Walking down the red carpet of shame at the Webby Awards | Technology | guardian.co.uk (via rickyv)
For real. This is a fucking joke. An embarrassing fucking joke.
“Apparently operating under the credo It’s Our Party And We’ll Smoke Everyone...”
– From an article in Rolling Stone. I’ve never seen them live, but everything I know about the Roots tells me that they’re the best currently-touring live band around. And they’ve been doing it consistently for years.
Watchpatrickcassels:
The most recent Hardly Working features Streeter as one of my favorite unintentionally hilarious character types: the H.G. Wells/Jules Verne-esque Victorian scientist.
Reblogged if only for Josh’s line at the end. Also, are the Editorial interns the Morlocks of the CollegeHumor future?
WatchMy favorite NASCAR driver is TURNING LEFT IS NOT A SPORT.
While My (Plastic) Guitar Gently Weeps | Break Out... →
devonportfolio:
The long-awaited return to Break Out The Oreos—a humorous, nerdy discussion of The Beatles: Rock Band and its conceivable consequences. Digg it.
Had a lot of fun with this one; pretty cool, huh?
Next Test - Value of $125,000-a-Year Teachers -... →
This is amazing and brilliant and, most of all, hugely necessary.
WatchI foresee many, many time management issues if this turns out to be as awesome as it looks.
"the ducks in the bathroom are not mine" →
cockenblog:
guarantee you LOL or your money back.**
**refers to the money i stole while you were distracted by reading this
Keep my money as payment, this is a great find.
“May those who love us love us.
And those that don’t love us,
May God...”
– I enjoy being Irish.
