December 2011
2 posts
1 tag
You Give [Liberalism] A Bad Name
Charline: I'll defend Bon Jovi, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to him.
Devon: Funny, that's how I usually feel about the Democratic Party.
Dec 20th
4 notes
1 tag
WatchWatch
This might be my favorite 60 seconds of television ever.
Dec 15th
7 notes
October 2011
1 post
1 tag
Oct 31st
September 2011
1 post
Sep 1st
6 notes
August 2011
1 post
“America’s real crisis is not a debt crisis. It’s an unemployment crisis. Yet...”
– Joe Nocera, “The Tea Party’s War on America”
Aug 4th
1 note
May 2011
2 posts
4 tags
Smacktalk
Devon: I just saw Derek Jeter hit a line drive for once this season.
Tyler: Take a picture, nobody will believe you.
May 8th
13 notes
1 tag
May 4th
43 notes
April 2011
10 posts
1 tag
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year-old’s life:...”
– John Rogers
Apr 22nd
49 notes
2 tags
Don't Tell Ebert
Nicole: I never really understood video games.
Devon: They're like books, but you get to shoot people.
Apr 13th
53 notes
Apr 12th
22,635 notes
Apr 10th
312 notes
2 tags
Anonymous asked: devon grandy, do you have a girl friend?
Apr 10th
53 notes
1 tag
SCP Foundation →
This will waste away both your free time and your composure. What keeps you awake at night?
Apr 6th
46 notes
Apr 6th
28 notes
4 tags
Apr 1st
178 notes
2 tags
Apr 1st
898 notes
3 tags
Apr 1st
32 notes
March 2011
18 posts
1 tag
Mar 31st
234 notes
3 tags
“It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the...”
– Former MLB commissioner Bart Giamatti, “The Green Fields of the Mind”.
Mar 30th
64 notes
2 tags
Mar 30th
8 notes
2 tags
Mar 29th
10 notes
2 tags
Dick Cheney is Always Relevant
DEVON: I have work at 6am. Occupational hazard of being a struggling artist type.
NICOLE S: I don't envy your hours but at least you don't have 100-hour weeks right? That's what future investment banker types have to look forward to.
DEVON: True. But don't you get a return on investment for your time with an early retirement?
NICOLE S: If you don't have a heart attack first from stress and lack of sleep, yes.
DEVON: Hey, Dick Cheney is still alive even though he literally doesn't have a heartbeat.
NICOLE S: Well, that's reassuring. I definitely forgot he was still kicking, so props to him.
DEVON: I don't think even death could keep Dick from kicking things.
NICOLE S: I see what you did there.
Mar 28th
4 notes
3 tags
Mar 28th
6 notes
3 tags
Mar 27th
11 notes
3 tags
But Seriously—Fuck That Guy
NICOLE: This French douchebag called me ugly and then got mad that I didn't say thank you when he offered me a seat on the subway.
DEVON: Fuck him. Jesus, what the hell?
NICOLE: He thought I didn't understand French. He was mistaken.
DEVON: We built a Disneyland Paris. It's clear who won.
Mar 26th
32 notes
3 tags
Mar 26th
602 notes
Mar 26th
5 notes
Mar 26th
6 notes
3 tags
The Hazards of Caped Crusading
DEVON: The summer must really suck for Batman. I'm not just talking about having to wear all-black during a fictional New York City's heatwave. He also has fewer hours with which to patrol the night, since the days are longer.
NICOLE: Do you spend a lot of time thinking about these sorts of things?
Mar 26th
8 notes
3 tags
Mar 21st
3 notes
1 tag
Mar 20th
151 notes
2 tags
Mar 20th
795 notes
4 tags
Mar 19th
11 notes
4 tags
nettra asked: Great to find you on here! I'm a huge fan of your Orgo performances. Was at the last one.
Mar 19th
2 notes
2 tags
Vulcanology
NICOLE: I'm studying volcanoes.
DEVON: I grew up in Hawaii, I know all about volcanoes.
NICOLE: Then can you teach me about volcanoes? Which ones are the dangerous ones?
DEVON: The ones that explode.
NICOLE: Goddamnit.
Mar 8th
December 2010
5 posts
1 tag
Dec 29th
3 notes
Dec 29th
89 notes
1 tag
Dec 5th
5 notes
1 tag
Dec 2nd
198 notes
4 tags
And Now, Some Unanticipated Candor
I tried to kill myself a week ago today. Truthfully, I tried to kill myself four times, all of them in my apartment, once with a pocketknife, once with a steak knife, and twice with a razor blade. It wasn’t a particularly fun game of Clue. I wish I could tell you why I tried to commit suicide, but I don’t believe that there is any definitive answer to that question. In my experience,...
Dec 2nd
4 notes
November 2010
5 posts
1 tag
Nov 29th
4 notes
2 tags
Nov 17th
7,459 notes
Nov 11th
200 notes
1 tag
Nov 3rd
10 notes
“Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”
– Mark Twain. Each time I come across this quotation, I think I understand a little bit more about it. An elegant turn of phrase containing as much wisdom as wit.
Nov 1st
30 notes
1 tag
Nov 1st
7 notes
October 2010
17 posts
“I’m Irish Catholic and pseudo-Japanese. Passive-aggressiveness is in my...”
– Spoken to Charline.
Oct 31st
3 notes
Oct 30th
3,451 notes
2 tags
Liechtenstein
JACLYN: I just named every country in Europe, but I forgot Liechtenstein.
DEVON: Shucks.
JACLYN: What a random country.
DEVON: I wish somebody would just fucking annex them already.
JACLYN: Word.
Oct 27th
29 notes
Oct 26th
34 notes